the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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