the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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