I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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