Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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