Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
