she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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