We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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