Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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