yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i think i just lost a toe
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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