I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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