have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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