we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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