I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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