Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I have aggressive nipples.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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