Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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