I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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