super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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