OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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