Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
