I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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