i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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