How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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