So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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