My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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