I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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