I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
it glows. i had to have it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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