At least make sure they are 18
Why
Your tits are I can't wait for
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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