Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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