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i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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