Please don't use social media to get back at me.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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