Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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