So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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