at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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