I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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