My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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