All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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