why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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