Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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