If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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