Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize