Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
this will be a night to untag.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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