This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Randomize
