you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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