For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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