it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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