Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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