the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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