Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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