i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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