stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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