I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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