bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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