Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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